This Cincinnati dealer is a BMW enthusiast's heaven

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
05/26/2014 at 09:15 • Filed to: None

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If you like BMWs, you may want to have a look at this.

He has over 100 cars in stock, and almost all of them are near-mint old M-cars. E30, E36, and E46 M3s. E28, E34, and E39 M5s. E24 M6s and 6-series'. M coupes and roadsters. Z8s and Alpina-tuned cars. Early E21 3-series. All offered with a range of mileages (some under 10k), all in very, very good condition. Take a look at his inventory !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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(Pictured- a 1988 BMW M6 with under six thousand miles. His whole inventory is shit like this.)

(EDIT: Also, some of this guy's prices are a little, shall we say, optimistic. Feel free to play NPoCP with his inventory.)


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/26/2014 at 09:17

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5 figures for a non-M3 E30s?!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Nibby
05/26/2014 at 09:18

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Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention, a lot of his prices are beyond insane.


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/26/2014 at 09:20

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some of the prices are a bit steep imo


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > nafsucof
05/26/2014 at 09:20

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Yeah, they are kinda nuts.


Kinja'd!!! theloudmouth > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/26/2014 at 09:59

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This is a very well known dealer amongst the BMW community. The prices may be high, but it's one of the rare places you can go to look for used cars that are driven "enthusiastically" and actually have peace of mind.


Kinja'd!!! JokerJB > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/26/2014 at 10:25

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Erm, I can offer my soul since I am lacking funds.

White E30, DTM stripes, gold rims.... JOYGASM!


Kinja'd!!! LappingLuke > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/26/2014 at 11:07

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Their cars are amazing no doubt but I think even beyond the awesomeness of their cars and the peace of mind you get when you leave, the main feature of buying from them is you get all the depreciation of a brand new BMW in the 20 year old classic you always wanted. Its like the best of both worlds!


Kinja'd!!! George Costanza > Nibby
05/26/2014 at 11:11

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20k for a 325i, i usually find them for 5k where I live.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > George Costanza
05/26/2014 at 11:18

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Knew this image would come in handy.

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Kinja'd!!! Renescent > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/26/2014 at 12:09

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Well known dealer; they find the most unicorny shit, it's amazing. Prices are ridonkulous and the guys there don't give a shit; very take it or leave it.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/26/2014 at 12:45

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2 2002 M5s with less then 10k miles between them? da fuck?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > bob and john
05/26/2014 at 13:18

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Like I said, he has some great stuff.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/26/2014 at 13:23

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Besides the insane prices, this place looks amazing. If I'm ever in cincinati, i'll rent an M3 and pretend to not be a peasant, and walk in to look at these cars


Kinja'd!!! N51fanatic > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/26/2014 at 17:52

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As mentioned, VERY WELL KNOWN dealership in the BMW circles. These guys comb the net daily for every private sale M[insert series here] and buy sight unseen. They are basically the diamond industry of the BMW cars. They buy the good stuff, glom it and control the market.


Kinja'd!!! Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/26/2014 at 20:23

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They do have a great selection but their prices are holy-fuck-you-did-all-the-cocaine-and-molly-too high. And they tend to snap up good deals, restore them, and then put them "back on the market" for afore-mentioned prices, which pisses some people off.


Kinja'd!!! superdave847 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/27/2014 at 00:06

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Yep, I'm glad to see this dealer get attention. I've spent many hours clicking through his inventory before deciding I'm happy with my E46 sedan.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/27/2014 at 00:17

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Holy MOLY! http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/dda/de…

$$$$$$$$$wut.

Also, I want this SO MUCH. http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/dda/de…